[[Two figures approach a table]]
Figure 1: Hey, what's up?
Figure 2: Shhhhh.
Figure 1: Hrm?
Figure 2: There's a microSD card on your table.
[[A microSD card sits next to an assortment of coins for size reference.]]
Figure 1 (out of panel): So?
Figure 2 (out of panel): I dunno, high storage densities freak me out. A whole aisle of library shelves on something smaller than a dime.
[[The two figures stand near the table, the second figure peering at the coins and card on the table.]]
Figure 2: Libraries are unnerving enough--millions of ideas surrounding you, towering over you. These cards fill me with that same reverence, that same intimidation.
[[The first figure stands alone]]
Figure 2 (out of panel): ...that same faint arousal. Maybe I'll just touch it.
Figure 1: If you lose that card I'm _NOT_ helping you find it.
{{Title text: That card holds a refrigerator carton's worth of floppy discs, and a soda can full of those cards could hold the entire iTunes store's music library. Mmmm.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.