[[Man is sitting on a bed, on the phone.]]
Man: You hang up first.
[[Women is lying on a bed, on the phone.]]
Woman: No, *you* hang up first.
Man: No, *you* hang up first.
Woman: No, *you* fucking hang up first!
Man: You hang up first, or we're OVER!
Woman: Then I guess we're fucking OVER!
Man: FINE!
Woman: ...
Man: ...
Woman: *You* move on and find somebody else first.
{{Title text: No, YOU stumble past a series of post-breakup hookups in a daze as you slowly realize what you've lost and how unlikely you are ever to get it back first.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.