[[Two men converse.]]
First Man: So, is the new project going forward?
Second Man: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you!
[[The men laugh cautiously.]]
[[The men resume conversation.]]
Second Man: I mean, kill you even sooner.
{{Title text: You'll be moved up from 49 of ~7 billion to 31 of ~7 billion.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.