[[Sauron is sitting at a bar with a drink, beret guy is his bartender, wiping a glass.]]
Background music: All the single ladies, all the single ladies...
Beret guy: Hey, Sauron. Why so glum?
Sauron: Gil-Galad saw through me and threw me out of Undon. Galadriel, too. I'll never rule
anyone
at this rate.
[[Close up on Sauron, waist up.]]
Background music: All the single ladies, all the single ladies...
Sauron: Eru created such beautiful creatures -- elves and men and dwarves -- and all I've got are these stupid Orcs.
[[Full body view of Sauron on barstool, arms raised.]]
Background music: 'Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it...
Sauron: I mean, I--
[[Same view, arms lowered as realization dawns on him.]]
Background music: 'Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it...
{{Title text: Using a ring to bind someone you covet into your dark and twisted world? Wow, just got the subtext there. Also, the apparently eager Beyonc
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