[[Two men are talking.]]
Man 1: How did you spend your morning?
Man 2: Feeding rocks to children in the park.
Man 1: Your sociopathic abuse of random strangers staggers me.
Man 2: I aspire to have more creativity than the common asshole.
Man 2: I'm more of a classy asshole -- A class-hole, if you will. For example, I like poking tiny holes in styrofoam noodle cups at the grocery store--
Man 2: Thanks to me, someone gets surprise boiling water in the lap.
Man 1: I am in awe.
Man 2: It's even more fun to do to condoms.
{{alt: A term coined by my friend Beth}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.