[[Anchorman sitting at newsdesk.]]
Anchor: (to camera) And for more on the summit, we turn to trade expert Dr. Steven Berlee. Steven?
[[Dr. Steven Berlee is sitting to the right of Anchor at newsdesk.]]
DSB: I'm not actually a doctor or a trade expert. I'm just a programmer who lies to get on news shows.
[[Close-up on DSB.]]
Anchor: (off camera) What? Why?
DSB: To share a message with newscasters.
[[Pull back to shot of both men.]]
Anchor: Which is?
DSB: Every time you say "backslash" as part of a web address on air, I die a little.
{{Title text: I mean, it's been almost twenty years. Now, it's possible you're simply embedding Windows directory paths in your URIs, but in that case you need more than just a short lecture.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.