[[A human points a laser pointer at the floor. A black cat crouches, staring at the red dot.]]
[[The cat pounces.]]
[[The cat lands with its paw on the dot, claws out.]]
[[The cat tugs on the dot.]]
<<tug tug>>
[[The human looks at and tries to use the laser pointer, which is no longer emitting a beam.]]
Human: ?? <<click click>>
[[The cat nibbles on the red laser dot.]]
Cat: <<lick? nom nom>>
[[The cat arches, emitting red shock lines.]]
[[The cat shoots lasers out of its eyes at the human, who is covered in a bright red glow.]]
<<FWOOSH>>
Human: AUGH!
((The right side of the panel is the end of a thought bubble ...))
[[The black cat, sleeping, has dreamed the entire strip.]]
{{Title text: It's a lasing cat-vity!}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.