[[A man sits at a computer. His friend enters the room.]]
Man at computer: How did the date go?
Friend: I wanted to be prepared, so I looked up a sex walkthrough video.
[[The two men sit silently contemplating the words of the previous moment.]]
Man at computer: ...and?
Friend: It turns out it was a speed run.
Man at computer: Ouch.
{{Title text: There's nothing hotter than porn dubbed over with a poorly-mic'd teenager's voice explaining each step in a droning monotone. 'okay, we're almost at the spawn point ... separate the labia, but watch out, there are more inside them ..."}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.