[[A man checks a computer terminal, another man is running off in the opposite direction.]]
Man 1: The raptor fences are down. They're loose.
Man 2: I'll get a broom and dustpan.
Caption: Jurassic Park got a lot less scary when the researchers discovered they could ativate the gene for extreme dwarfism.
{{Title text: If at least one person has a nightmare about being swarmed by hundreds of mouse-sized dromaeosaurids, my work will have been done.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.