[[A box of pore strips, marked "deep cleaning."]]
[[Person examinnes the box.]]
[[Person applies strip to face.]]
[[Person pulls on strip.]]
[[Person pulls skull out of head with pore strip.]]
{{Title text: I'm sure they're a harmful tool of the cosmetics-industrial complex and all, but my goodness do those strips ever work to pull gunk out of your pores. I was shocked, disgusted, and vaguely fascinated by the result.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
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