[[Stephen Hawking is facing a pair of people. His voice appears in a square machine readable font.]]
Stephen Hawking: I thought maybe later we should go see a movie.
[[The two people are running.]]
[[The front page of a newspaper appears instead of a third panel.]]
((Name of the paper.)) The Times
((Main headline.)) Physicist Stephen Hawking Suggests We See More Films
[[A picture of Stephen Hawking is in the center of the page.]]
((Picture's caption.)) Smartest Man Alive
((Secondary headline.)) What Does He Know That We Don't?
((Large quote in article body.)) Is this a warning?
[[Stephen Hawking is sitting alone, looking depressed.]]
{{Title text: 'Guys? The Town is supposed to be good, and I thou--' 'PHYSICIST STEPHEN HAWKING DECLARES NEW FILM BEST IN ALL SPACE AND TIME' 'No, I just heard that--' 'SHOULD SCIENCE PLAY A ROLE IN JUDGING BEN AFFLECK?' 'I don't think--' 'WHAT ABOUT MATT DAMON?'}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.