[[A man with a black hat is going through a door, a bottle in his hand. A voice speaks to him from off panel.]]
Person: Seriously? This thing runs
Java
? It's single-purpose hardware!
[[The person is sitting at a computer, holding some device which is wired to a box, and pointing at the screen.]]
Person: I bet they actually hired someone to spend six months porting this JVM so they could write their 20 lines of code in a familiar setting.
[[The man with a black hat has a pair of bolt cutters in the hand that had been obscured in the first panel.]]
Black hat guy: Well, you know what they say -- when all you have is a pair of bolt cutters and a bottle of vodka, everything looks like the lock on the door of Wolf Blitzer's boathouse.
Person: I'm glad
you
had a nice night.
{{Title text: Took me five tries to find the right one, but I managed to salvage our night out--if not the boat--in the end.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.