[[A man is talking to a woman]]
Man: Spammers are breaking traditional captchas with AI, so I've built a new system. It asks users to rate a slate of comments as "Constructive" or "Not constructive".
[[Close up of man]]
Man: Then it has them reply with comments of their own, which are later rated by other users.
[[Woman standing next to man again]]
Woman: But what will you do when spammers train their bots to make automated constructive and helpful comments?
[[Close up of man again]]
Man: Missing Fucking Accomplished.
{{Title text: And what about all the people who won't be able to join the community because they're terrible at making helpful and constructive co-- ... oh.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.