Because of a family illness, instead of regular comics, this week I'll be sharing some strips that I drew as part of a game I played with friends. Each comic had to be written and drawn in five minutes.
-- Randall
(( The individual comics are arranged haphazardly. Once again they will be separated by double newlines, while panels will be separated by single newlines.))
Pearl Harbor. November 7th, 1941.
[[There is a beach, with some ships floating in a crescent shaped harbor.]]
[[The same bay, again.]]
[[The boats continue to move about the harbor.]]
[[The boats do their thing. A title explains.]]
(We're going to be here a while, since the attack wasn't until December.)
[[A man is sittin gon a bus, a woman in front of him.]]
I know it's natural and all, but I really wish women on the bus wouldn't try to breastfeed me.
Woman: C'mon, have some milk. Right here.
Me: I'm
reading.
s
I think that
I saw a study once that said that
g
Instant persuasiveness multiplier!
[[A newspaper front page. Billy Joel is between two policemen.]]
Times
Billy Joel Arrested for Arson
[[One person has a cord leaving their mouth, the other is holding a handset on the end of it to their ear.]]
Handset: Hee hee hee... *giggle*
I hear that if you drink coke and eat pop rocks, you vomit up a corded telepohen handset on which you hear creepy little girls giggling.
[[Three soldiers are holding a large integral sign, while a fourth points a gun at the Little Rock High School.]]
1957: Eisenhower orders the military to integrate Little Rock High School.
[[A smartphone is vibrating across a table, towards a person.]]
The smartphones got
too
smart... and developed a taste... for BLOOD!
Fortunately, the only way they could move was by turning on their vibrate while on a sloped table.
[[A person is reading to their child.]]
Person: And the wolf went to see the 38th little pig, who had built his house out of strontium.
Person: And the wolf was all, "Ok, what is
with
this shit?"
The 119 Little Pigs
[[Someone is holding up a gun.]]
Person: Fastest gun in the west!
[[The gun is galloping across the desert.]]
<<gallop>> <<gallop>>
[[There is a podium, with a gun in each position.]]
Winner!
[[A picture of a centrifuge dominates the panel.]]
Centrifuges:
They're what separate the men from the boys.
[[A computer monitor is plugged in, and cables run into a closet.]]
Lucy: Time passes differenly in Narnia, so by putting the CPU and storage for my machine there, I was able to run through the Folding@Home and Seti@Home databases in about an hour.
Peter: There are _so_ many problems with that.
[[Someone is talking to Alice.]]
Person: One of these days, Alice... Wham, zoom, sploosh, fwoom, splash, gurlle, wheeeee, fwoosh, aren't waterslides fun?!
{{Title text: Resulting in The Little Rock 9x + C.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.