[[Jason from FoxTrot is sitting at an artist's desk with a pencil, holding a phone.]]
Jason: Hi, Mr. Munroe? I have a great idea! Let me draw some strips for you!
Mr. Munroe, through the telephone: Fat chance, kid.
Jason: Sudo let me draw some strips for you.
((There follow three strips. These will be separated by double new lines.))
[[A man and woman are looking at each other.]]
Man: I find you more attractive than usual.
Woman: You do? Is it my new haircut?
Man: Actually, I think it's all the weight you've been putting on. Your gravitational pull is pretty severe.
[[The man is now alone in the panel.]]
Man: Just sayin!
[[Two people are in a living room. The woman is looking through a chest of drawers.]]
At home with the Heisenbergs.
Mrs. Heisenberg: I can't find my car keys.
Mr. Heisenberg: You probably know too much about their momentum.
[[A man is standing on a stage, holding up a hammer. A crowd is in front of the stage.]]
Why mathematicians should run for Congress
Man: All those in favor of the bill say "aye."
Audience member #1: Aye.
Audience member #2: Aye.
Audience member #3: {{Square root symbol}} -1.
{{Title text: Guest comic by Bill Amend of FoxTrot, an inspiration to all us nerdy-physics-majors-turned-cartoonists, of which there are an oddly large number.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.