[[Jeffrey Rowland and Randall are sitting together, with a globe between them. Mr. Rowland has a drink with a small umbrella over it.]]
Jeffrey Rowland: But enough of my theories about Thanksgiving. The
real
reason we're here is to discuss my hypothesis that dark matter
itself
is what consciousness is made of...
[[The frame focuses on Jeffrey Rowland.]]
Jeffrey Rowland: Unobservable to anything that is itself conscious in much the same way the mail-man won't deliver your mail if you are watching the mail-box
[[Mr. Rowland raises his drink.]]
Jeffrey Rowland: Which brings us to my theory about ghosts --
Randall Munroe: Wait did you just say Thanksgiving was invented by the
Turkey Voluntary Extinction Movement?
{{Title text: Guest comic by Jeffrey Rowland of Overcompensating
Wigu. Jeffrey is famous as the picture on the Wikipedia article on 'Necrosis'.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.