[[A man stands next to a woman holding a clipboard, she gestures to a comfy-looking chair.]]
Man: Did my genetic tests come back?
Woman: Yeah. Sit down.
Man: Is it bad news? What are my risk factors?
[[The man is now sitting in the chair awaiting her answer. The woman looks down at the clipboard.]]
Woman: We can't be sure about this, but we've analyzed genes on several of your chromosomes and it's ard to avoid the conclusion:
[[The woman puts down the clipboard and looks at the man as she delivers her news. The man puts his hands to his face in dismay.]]
Woman: At some point, your parents had sex.
Man: Oh God!
Woman: Stay calm! It's possible it was just once!
Man: I... I need to be alone.
{{Title text: There's still a chance you were conceived via IVF. But we've checked your mom's college yearbook photos, and whether or not she and your father had sex, it's clear that ... listen, I know this is hard for you.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.