[[A black dot on a weather radar screen.]]
Dot: Sigh. Just a few clouds.
[[The clouds develop into orange, to the left of the dot.]]
Dot: Whoa! Huge storm out of nowhere!
[[The orange becomes red, and the storm moves towards the dot.]]
Dot: It's
growing
! And headed right for me!
Awesome!
[[The storm splits in half.]]
Dot: Hey! What's it...
[[The two halves of the storm pass by the dot.
Dot: Dammit!
Again?!
{{Title text: Ever notice how there aren't as many thunderstorms now as there were when you were a kid? Much like 'the shuffle on my MP3 player has a bias', this is occasionally true but universally believed. Brains are so interesting!}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
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