[[Someone is sitting at a computer. The computer's prompt is shown.]]
robm@homebox~$ sudo su
Password:
robm is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
robm@homebox~$
[[A second person approaches.]]
Person: Hey -- who does sudo report these "incidents"
to
?
Second person: You know, I've never checked.
[[Santa Claus is sitting at a desk supported by candy canes, with a red monitor. On the wall are two lists labeled 'naughty' and 'nice'. He is adding a name to the 'naughty' list.]]
{{Title text: He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's copied on
var
spool
mail
root, so be good for goodness' sake.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.