[[Someone is standing next to a table. There is a can on the table.]]
[[The label on the can reads, "Serious Putty".]]
[[The person is looking at the table again.]]
[[They reach out to touch the can. The can speaks.]]
Can: Don't touch me.
{{Title text: Not to be confused with Serious PuTTY, the Windows terminal client where everything is in Impact.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.