[[Two people are talking by telephone. The first two panels are split diagonally. The first person is at a store, and the second is consulting with them.]]
[[The first person has a small box.]]
Person: Do we have an RCA-to-3.5mm female-female plug? I'm getting some speakers for the new xBox, since the monitor doesn't have any.
Second Person: Are they crappy laptop speakers?
[[The person is moving away from a sale rack. It says "Sale!!" several times.]]
Person: Does it matter? I just want to hear if I'm getting shot at, not saor eery detail of a beautiful musical soundscape.
Second Person: You've never
heard
a beautiful musical soundscape. You listen to 96kbps flv rips from YouTube.
Person: Whatever. I'm just going to get these $20 speakers. Five watts will be plenty.
Second Person: Five watts for a living room sound system? Is that a joke?
Person: No, this is a joke: How many audiophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?
Second Person: How many?
Person: I'll tell you later - you wouldn't appreciate the punchline over this 12kbps cell phone codec.
<<click>>
{{Title text: For years, I took the wrong lesson from that Monster Cable experiment and only listened to my music through alligator-clipped coat hangers.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
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