[[A teacher is standing at a whiteboard covered in equations.]]
Teacher: Okay, anyone who's feeling like they can't handle the physics here should probably just leave now.
Teacher: Because I'm multiplying the wavefunction by its complex conjugate.
Teacher: That's right.
[[Dramatic zoom. It appears the teacher is writing on the side of the panel.]]
Teacher: Shit just got
real
.
{{Title text: Fun fact: if you say this every time a professor does something to a complex-number equation that drops the imaginary part, they'll eventually move the class to another room and tell everyone else except you.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.