[[Inverted intro panel]]
It's easy to forget, as we heap awards on The Social Network,
That before there was Facebook, MySpace, or even Friendster...
One website dreamed bigger than them all.
[[Two guys talking]]
Guy #1: People like doing stuff, so why not build a website that offers that?
Guy #2: Offers what? What would I do there?
Guy #1: Anything! The only limit is yourself!
[[Guy runs in. Two guys are by a computer, one sitting at it wearing headphones.]]
Guy running in: Hey, we need more--
Standing guy: Don't--he's wired in.
Guy at computer: THE INFINITE IS POSSIBLE.
Standing guy: Or baked. It's hard to tell.
[[Two guys are sitting at a restaurant booth.]]
Guy #1: It's time to monetize. We could make millions!
Guy #2: No way. A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool?
Guy #1: A billio--
Guy #2: CIRCLES.
[[View from booth of a guy leaving, turning back to say something.]]
Guy: Hey
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.