(An unmatched left parenthesis creates an unresolved tension that will stay with you all day.
{{Title text: Brains aside, I wonder how many poorly-written xkcd.com-parsing scripts will break on this title (or \;;"''{<<[' this mouseover text."}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.