Person (on phone): It's 2011. I want my flying car.
Friend (from phone): Dude.
Friend: You're complaining to me using a phone on which you buy and read books,
Friend: and which you were using to play a 3D shooter until I interrupted you with what would be a video call if I were wearing a shirt.
Person: Can't I have a flying car, too?
Friend (from phone): You'd crash it while texting and playing Angry Birds.
{{Title text: It's hard to fit in the backseat of my flying car with my android Realdoll when we're both wearing jetpacks.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.