[[single blade in a server rack]]
Server: Hi! I'm a server! Who are you?
[[mobile device with a web browser]]
Browser: I'm a browser. I'd like to see this article.
Server:Oh boy! I can help! Let me get it for- ..whoa! You're a *smartphone* browser?
Browser: Yeah.
Server: Cooool! Hey, I've got this new mobile version of my site! Check it out! Isn't it pretty?
Browser: Sure, but this is just your mobile site's main page. Where's the article I wanted?
Server: What article?
Browser: The one I-
Server: Who are you?
Browser: I-
Server: Hi! I'm a server!
{{Title text: They have to keep the adjacent rack units empty. Otherwise, half the entries in their
var
log
syslog are just 'SERVER BELOW TRYING TO START CONVERSATION *AGAIN*.' and 'WISH THEY'D STOP GIVING HIM SO MUCH COFFEE IT SPLATTERS EVERYWHERE.'}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.