Gamer: I'm going to buy this $10 game I want, and I'm donating $10 for malaria eradication.
Friend: If you actually cared, you'd skip the game and donate all $20.
Friend: What's more important? Games, or mosquito nets and medicine for kids?
Later:
Gamer: I think I'm going to buy these two $10 games I want.
Other Friend: Cool; which ones?
{{Title text: I usually respond to someone else doing something good by figuring out a reason that they're not really as good as they seem. But I've been realizing lately that there's an easier way to handle these situations, and it involves zero internet arguments.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.