[[Person is playing a video game.]]
<<BLAM>>
Game: He once built a treehouse.
<<BLAM>>
Game: She has 110 unread emails that she was hoping to get to tonight.
<<BLAM BLAM>>
Game: He was the only one who took care of the plants back at base.
No one liked my FPS mod that gives you three-second snippets from the bios of people you shoot.
{{Title text: Wait, that second one is a woman? ... wait, if that bothers me, then why doesn't ... man, this game is no fun anymore.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.