[[Person sits at a desk with a computer. There's a schedule on the wall next to it. Person is typing.]]
The key to leading a productive life is time management.
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Choose goals, build a schedule, and have the WILLPOWER to follow it--
or be LEFT BEHIND by those of us who DO.
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[[We see the schedule in closeup.]]
SCHEDULE
7:00am Wake up
7:15am-8:00am Post on productivity blogs about my schedule
8:00am-whenever Fuck around
{{Title text: I never trust anyone who's more excited about success than about doing the thing they want to be successful at.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.