[[A person stumbles on a lamp, lying on the ground.]]
[[The person picks it up.]]
<<Rub rub>>
[[The lamp sprays fluids.]]
<<Splort>>
[[The person holds the lamp at arm's length, a puddle of fluid on the ground.]]
{{Title text: 'That was definitely not in my top three wishes.' 'Who said anything about YOUR wishes?'}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.