Creating an AIM Profile:
[[A flowchart is shown.]]
Have Friends? -> No -> Link to your LiveJournal
Have Friends? -> Yes, and want to alienate everyone else -> INSIDE JOKES!
Have Friends? -> Yes -> Have Boyfriend
Girlfriend? -> No -> Angsty about it? -> Yes -> Link to your LiveJournal
Angsty about it? -> No -> Yes you are -> Angsty about it?
Have Boyfriend
Girlfriend? -> Yes -> A profile tribute is the greatest possible expression of love.
{{title text: This one goes out to xxCrazyPixie1987xx}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.