[[Man standing in front of stool with radio on it]]
<<music>>You don't know what it's like to be me!
At first, I loved A Simple Plan. Then I realized, with creeping horror, that they were serious.
{{alt-text: This is true. The Lyrics are ridiculous.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.